I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i think my tv is drunk
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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