I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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