This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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