Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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