at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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