that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
