I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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