i would punch a child for taco bell
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You dont lie about slip and slides
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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