...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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