I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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