Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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