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ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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