3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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