don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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