I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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