Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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