why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I fill condoms, not promises.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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