youre lurking in front of me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
