when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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