Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're so nebulous sometimes
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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