why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
we should paint friendship bongs
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