Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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