She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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