would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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