Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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