its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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