This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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