i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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