Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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