CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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