he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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