Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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