PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
All the doctor said was why
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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