So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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