he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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