All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
im on a boat
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