I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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