ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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