sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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