Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
