Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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