If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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