Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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