But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
then he tried to convert me to islam
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
