Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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