high people should be assigned attendants
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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