I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
no, he came in my armpit
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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