i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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