He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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