Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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