Buhtt sex?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
