Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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