I showed him my bush... on skype.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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