I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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