yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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