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go home
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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